My grandmother did wuskis and ironing for people with old ringer washer!
A bath towel knows
the raw and rude truth
Which in most cases
Is not a good thing
A paper towel gets wet
Easily. Then it’s all over
In one or two short wipes
A kitchen towel thinks
they’re fancy schmancy
But is just a dishtowel
By any other name
Handkerchiefs are snots
A sanitary towel can seem like
A murderer on a rampage
But, are really innocent
Napkins underneath it all
Beach towels get sand
Stuck up their creases
Tissues expose themselves
Then are found about the house
Involved with a wad
Bar towels smell like barf
Drink incessantly
Dabble with chasers
Rags are always found in
The most awkward circumstances
Hand dryers fake the funk
Washcloths are scrubs